"Hey, Mr. Floyd!"

"It's Mr. Law.."(smiling)"Oh, Al.I see what you did..you turned it around!"

"Clever, heh?"

"Such a nice man!"...

"Yeah, I..."

(chuckling).."I guess that would make you Mr. Al"

"Yes, I..."

"Tell me what happened at Norman's Groceteria when.."

"Naw, maybe later...I..."

(chuckling)"...that collie...."

"I'd rather..."

"...A beautiful dog, just beauutiful..."

"But anyway...about your chances of getting a 2 chair...."

"...I had a dog once.. but it wasn't a collie..it was more of a..."

"Listen, Floyd...the reason I'm..."

"...But not a collie nooooo..."

"I..."

"...More like a ...shaggy....oh, what are those called?..."

"I wouldn't know."

"...Do you want a haircut..hmmmm?"

"I hafta go."


"...Such a niiiiice scalp!...here's a lollypop..."

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Latin in Mayberry

humbleus nervethum deputeus - Barney Fife
humbleus nervethum deputeus unobullitus - Barney Fife with one bullet
stoneus posseum macadameum - Ernest T.
stoneus posseum macadameum militaris ad absurdum - Ernest T. with his uniform
princeus sherifitus - Andy
katsium peachum browniefiris - Thelma Lou
jugisis troughdiperium - Briscoe Darling
jugisis troughdiperium musicus - Briscoe Darling and the boys
monatareum belticus - Dud Wash
monatareum emptium - Parnell Rigsby
staggerium doodleum - Otis Campbell
cuteica minorisys appleum - Opie Taylor
cuteica minorisys appleum bubbleus - Opie Taylor with a mouthful of gum
maximus wrenchitus - Goober
maximus wrenchitus pickleum - Goober with pickle on his ice cream float
scissoral unochairum - Floyd

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