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My Visit with Floyd


Al: Hey Mr. Floyd
Floyd: it's Mr. Law...oh, Al...I see what you did...you turned it around!
Al: clever huh?
Floyd: such a nice man...
Al: Yeah, I...
Floyd: (chuckling)I guess that would make you Mr. Al
Al: Yes, I...
Floyd: Tell me what happened at Norman's Groceteria when..
Al: naw, maybe later I...
Floyd: (chuckling)...that collie....
Al: I'd rather...
Floyd: ...a beautiful dog, just beauutiful...
Al: But anyway...about the chance of getting a 2 chair....
Floyd: ...I had a dog once.. but it wasn't a collie..it was more of a...
Al: Listen, Floyd...the reason I'm...
Floyd: ...but not a collie nooooo...
Al: I...
Floyd: ...more like a ...shaggy....oh, what are those called...
Al: I wouldn't know.
Floyd: do you want a haircut?
Al: I hafta go.
Floyd: such a niiiiice scalp...here's a lollypop.





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